Home goods manufacturer Kohler was caught misleading customers about the end-to-end encryption of the Dekoda, a smart toilet camera that analyzes pictures of your stool to determine your gut health, according to a report from TechCrunch.
The water company will probably be using some sort of Google Water Purity Check, so you will need to build a sandboxed toilet within your toilet, which will inevitably be hijacked by your cat.
I mean, not like I carry most of them in my heart but still, sounds like a paid coverage.
Or at least, a lame story as a whole. Glad, not all media covered that.