Okay, well depending on your employer, you may be able to receive your paychecks in physical cheques to bring to a cash-chequeing service, although they typically charge an item fee for such a transaction. I do not (need to) know your investment portfolio and/or workflow in detail, but if you are specifically investing in cryptocurrencies, there are P2P exchanges to faciliate that, such as Bisq, Retoswap and RoboSats.
Prepaid gift cards up to $500 CAD and/or various proxy services.